Tuesday, April 24, 2012

Dear Diet Pepsi...

I hate to be the one to say this - but I fear we have grown apart.

Where we were once so close and enjoyed one another numerous times each day, the frequency has continued to diminish and is now finally so sparse.

No, no.... you mustn't blame Lent on our break up.

Well, yes... I have been concerned about the chemicals.

I have to say I am concerned about the money that I was spending on the sheer volume of what I once consumed.

Yes... I do still fantasize about your fizz and refreshing attitude.

but Monogamy is important to me - so I must say goodbye....

at least until the next afternoon that I need a fix.